The Literary Fangirl Starter Pack

So. . .you want to be a fangirl. Ah, and not just any fangirl–a fangirl of the literary niche, lover of the written word, having a fiery passion against every love-triangle you come across. Sounds nice, doesn’t it? Now for $9.99 plus shipping and handling you can order your very own (Literary) Fangirl Starter Pack!

This starter pack includes everything you need to become a proper fangirl including:

The entire boxed collections of Harry Potter, Twilight, The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, and John Green novels

While, yes, there are many fabulous books to be found in your local bookstore, these collections are not only important but essential to fitting in and properly fangirl with the rest of your species. Be ready to jump on board with completely memorized quotes, OTP obsessions, and knowledge of the best ways to show your dedication to the books. Okay? Okay.

Totally just did that, yes.

Tissues

After reading these books and the ones that you will undoubtedly purchase or check out on your own, you are going to be requiring these handy sheets of pillow soft paper to get you through the hard times. Including the times where some insolent being decides to spoil the intricately important aspects of the book for you.

Starbucks giftcard

Along with those tissues, you’re going to be wanting some caffeine stat. After pulling all of these late-nighters spent unable to tear your eyes away from the pages of your new favorite book(s) you’re going to find functioning during your daily responsibilities without some help. After all, you want to be able to repeat last night all over again tonight.

Big bag

Trust us, you’ll want this for transporting your 400 page volumes and the little sissy purses aren’t going to cut it anymore.

A Goodreads Account

TO PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR BOOKS.

Your choice of a blog, tumblr, Deviant Art profile, or Pinterest board

Just so you can keep saying. . .

And if you call RIGHT now we’ll throw in an extra. . .

Annoying person who asks you what you’re reading

All for the same price of $9.99 if you call now!

Fangirl Week is coming to a close, so don’t forget to enter the giveaways down below and to check out the fangirly posts over at The Fangirl Initiative like the 6 Ways Fangirl Life Improves Reality.

Enter to win 3 fandom buttons
Enter to win a $15 giftcard to either Fandango or Barnes & Noble